Signal flag clearly visible near to the back of the Pilates Gym
Newswire can report that a network of spies is working in the centre of Petersfield.
It is understood the spies are passing information to Midhurst Town Council and that it is possible that they were instrumental in ensuring that Midhurst would be the location of theSouth Downs administrative head office.
It would appear the spy ring proved so invaluable to Petersfield’s rival town that Midhurst officials are continuing to employ these underhand snitches to feed back valuable information for shopkeepers in the potentially profitable run-up to Christmas.
A double-agent, happy to take a back-hander from Newswire could not divulge much information, but pointed out a signal system positioned in the gardens at the back of Waitrose car park. This is clearly visible to the public and is positioned next to the Pilates gym.
We are reliably informed that the spy leaving the messages is codenamed “Pugwash”.
The flag currently hoisted is the black and yellow quartered maritime flag which represents the letter “L”. When used as a stand-alone communication, the flag conveys the message: “Please stop.I have something important to communicate to you”.
This could be a sign that the spies are getting careless, blatantly leaving messages that any old sailor or boy scout could interpret.
If any of our readers can provide any further information that will help us to expose these miscreants please contact us and let us know.
It is understood the spies are passing information to Midhurst Town Council and that it is possible that they were instrumental in ensuring that Midhurst would be the location of the
It would appear the spy ring proved so invaluable to Petersfield’s rival town that Midhurst officials are continuing to employ these underhand snitches to feed back valuable information for shopkeepers in the potentially profitable run-up to Christmas.
A double-agent, happy to take a back-hander from Newswire could not divulge much information, but pointed out a signal system positioned in the gardens at the back of Waitrose car park. This is clearly visible to the public and is positioned next to the Pilates gym.
We are reliably informed that the spy leaving the messages is codenamed “Pugwash”.
The flag currently hoisted is the black and yellow quartered maritime flag which represents the letter “L”. When used as a stand-alone communication, the flag conveys the message: “Please stop.I have something important to communicate to you”.
This could be a sign that the spies are getting careless, blatantly leaving messages that any old sailor or boy scout could interpret.
If any of our readers can provide any further information that will help us to expose these miscreants please contact us and let us know.
Brilliant!
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