this week's Petersfield media...
Bonfire fodder
Error leads to aphtae epizooticae mix-up
An administrative error at the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA) is being blamed for the deliberate burning of 15 paintings at the Mouth and Foot Painting Artists Gallery in Selborne.
A spokesman for DEFRA admitted: “It was an easy mistake to make particularly as the pictures concerned were all of a bovine nature. It is disappointing, but, on the other hand, it is reassuring to know we can act so promptly to allay public fears.”
Top comic may be Hounded out
...possibly
The Christmas show at Petersfield Comedy Club may or may not be headlined by a top TV comedy act depending on whether he gets a better paying gig. Or not.
There will be other comedians on the bill, however, and if audience members who have paid to see the TV star, who may or may not participate, are disappointed they may be able to get their money back. Or not.
Old Bill on the Liss
You're nicked me olde beauty
The lack of police coverage in East Hampshire was illustrated last week when a talk on the police was given at the Liss Area Historical Society.
Local policing as history. It doesn’t need us to say any more, does it?
