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Bored with the everyday humdrummery of running a railway, staff at South West Trains (SWT) have been passing the time while waiting for its trains by renaming the seasons.
As this sign at Petersfield Railway Station confirms, we're now in the thick of "Leaf Fall Season" or, as it used to be known, "autumn".
SWT bosses decided to rename Autumn back at the height of barbeque and sunburn season.
As stationmaster Ivor Whistle explained: "Our new name for autumn highlights the evil, untamed, malignant leaves that blight our lives and should be banned. Kill the trees.
"It also distracts attention from our crappy trains that get stuck in leaves a two-year-old could kick their way through."
SWT have now planned future delays well into scrapy windscreen season.