Jude Law and Johnny Depp spotted in Petersfield's
Costa Coffee and Millets.
A man has lost not just one, but three rings while shopping in the quaint market town of Petersfield.
The man, Bill Bow, is said to be distraught and insists it is hugely important he is reunited with the rings that he says are “preciousssss”.
Bow said: “I was having quite an ordinary day. I’d completed my shopping and had settled down for second breakfast at Costa Coffee in town. It was then that I was confronted by a wizard and an elf. You don’t expect that in Petersfield.
“Of course these were no ordinary mythical characters ... it was actually Jude Law and Johnny Depp, and before long they started questioning me about my preciousssss rings.”
It turns out the duo knew more about the rings than Bow did and they had already been down to Millets to kit themselves out for what they described as the “Quest” of finding them.
Despite Bow insisting he ‘lost them’ around town, the pair seemed set on starting their quest at the Mines of Hindhead. The staff in Costa tried to explain that this was actually the entrance to the soon-to-be-opened Hindhead Tunnel, but the stars were not to be put off.
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