More weather than ever
Secret documents unveiled on the internet have shown that Petersfield gardeners have had to face 'loads' of weather over the past year.
More than 90,000 previously secret weather reports have been posted on the Wikileaks site, showing that entrants to Petersfield In Bloom were reeling from some rain, sunshine, a sprinkling of snow, lots of cloudy days and even a fair bit of wind.
'Who'd have thought it?' said one passer-by. 'All that weather in one year - wow!'
The leak was slammed by Blooming President Miss Rose Petal who fumed: 'This is just irresponsible! How many gardeners have had their flower beds put at risk by this nonsense?'