Mr Credible doing some breathing exercises yesterday
An international breathing expert has conned a Petersfield doctor into inviting him to our town today (Friday).
The expert, Justin Credible, says he boasts long experience in his specialist area: "I've been breathing since the day I was born" he said. "As an international breathing expert I have breathed in New York , Sydney , Mombassa and Delhi.
"Recently I was invited to the famous Breathing Festival in Cannes which attracts people from five continents. It's like a pilgrimage of breath. We breathe all the way there and when we arrive they all breathe some more."
Mr Credible has promised to return to Petersfield every individual molecule of our air he breathes on Friday.