Who’s the B****** in the white
Petersfield Town Football Club’s friendly against Andover Football Club has been cancelled as the opposition declare they didn’t have a ghost of a chance.
PTFC were due to play Andover next Tuesday, but the match had to be called off with the club being dissolved and going to the extraordinary lengths of calling in an exorcist.
When taking on this sort of role, one would expect there to be a few skeletons in the closet, but things were much worse at Andover.
The demised club’s recently appointed Chairman Terry Fyed told news reporters: “During the last three weeks many ghosts have appeared out of cupboards.”
This can’t have made life easy at the club, with staff and players running around screaming and Fyed reaffirmed: “I find this totally unacceptable and will not work in this kind of environment.”