One of Bojangles sandpits yesterday
Petersfield’s Bojangles School has hit the news again after a sex-fuelled romp by 13-year-old students was splashed across the national papers.
It is claimed several children indulged in a sex-crazed orgy in the school sandpit after drinking whisky stolen from Waitrose.
Head teacher Al Truist asked Newswire to emphasise the whisky came from Waitrose.
He said: “We have a long-standing relationship with Waitrose, and I wouldn’t want the public to think that our students obtain their commodities from any other Petersfield store.”
When quizzed on the sandpit-alcohol-fuelled-sex romp he didn’t seem at all surprised or worried.
He added: “It’s all about the kind of clientele we are trying to attract; we pride ourselves here at Bojangles in moulding the students’ necessary life skills – the qualities they will need as they venture out into the big wide world.
“These requirements vary from establishment to establishment, but here we have to cater for the needs of the progeny of the rich and famous.
“Jude Law is one of our current group of high profile parents and former pupils have included model Sophie Dahl, actor Daniel Day-Lewis and pop star Lily Allen.
“It is simply not enough to tutor these people how to make clay pots ... Sex and drugs and rock and roll definitely need to be on the syllabus and these pupils were simply involved in a ‘practical’.”