Petersfield Newswire has today launched a brand new, innovative, state-of-the-art interactive section to bring us closer to you, our readers.
This will enable us to pose a weekly question of no relevance to man nor beast and for you to wastefully spend time answering an opinion poll.
This will enable us to cut down on genuine journalism and post one story a week highlighting how sad individuals with nothing better to do all day feel on a topic about which most of us couldn't give a toss.
See our very first opinion poll (left). Answers not collated by Gallup, more likely by Amble.
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