To keep people like Mr Backhouse happy (Letter to the editor, January 14), here are two items of News In Brief, designed specifically to appeal to the clean-living, hard-working, middle-class citizens of Petersfield.
Ugly scenes in Petersfield
There were ugly scenes in Petersfield town centre last night when several people from Bordon turned up unexpectedly. Eye-witnesses reported no fighting, just people from Bordon who were ugly.
House price update
A mixed picture for Petersfield house prices: In the latest made-up survey, values headed lower in Upper Heyshott, but shot up in Head Down. In North Road prices went south, while values in Frenchmans Road and The Spain were quoted in Euros.